Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because Fathers are priceless.
What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?… A Faux Pa.
What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios.
What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day?… A long nap.
Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?… The moo-vies.
Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili.
What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day?… Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked.
What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
Why do sons love Father’s Day so much?… Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning?… Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!
What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?… A bear hug.
What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner?… Bone-appetit!
What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner?… Space suits.
Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day?… He had no hands.
Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?… Because they thought he was the coolest dad.