Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because Fathers are priceless.

• What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?… A Faux Pa.

• What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios.

• What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day?… A long nap.

• Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?… The moo-vies.

• Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili.

• What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day?… Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked.

• What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs.

• Why do sons love Father’s Day so much?… Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).

• What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning?… Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!

• What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?… A bear hug.

• What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner?… Bone-appetit!

• What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner?… Space suits.

• Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day?… He had no hands.

• Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?… Because they thought he was the coolest dad.